Many of these quotes are taken from the Myth books written by Robert Asprin.
I highly recommend them for reading.
I highly recommend them for reading.
Life is full of rude awakenings. - R. V. Winkle -
First Impressions, being the longest lasting, are of utmost importance. - J. Carter -
Ninety percent of any business transaction is selling yourself to the client. - X. Hollander -
That's entertainment! - Vlad the Impaler -
Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory goes to the best tactician. - G. A. Custer -
There is more at stake here than our lives. -Col. Travis - (Alamo Pep Talk)
One need not fear superior numbers if the opposing force has been properly scouted and appraised. - S. Bull -
Should old acquaintance be forgot… - Count of Monte Cristo –
This is no game for old men! Send in the boys! – W. Hays –
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. – Henry VIII –
We’re looking for a few good men. – B. Cassidy –
I’ll worry about it tomorrow. – S. O’Hara –
Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars! – A. Hitler –
Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior. – Hun, A. T. –
What if they gave a war and only one side came? – Lucifer –
What am I doing here? – Any recruit, any army. –
We want to make you feel at home. – L. Borgia –
Squeeze, don’t jerk the trigger. – R. Rogers –
Boards don’t hit back! – B. Lee –
It takes one to know one! – Jack D. Ripper –
Manners are acquired, not inherited. – S. Penn –
Weren’t you expecting me? – J. Rambo –
You countermanded me?! On whose authority?! – Pope John –
Has anybody got a plan? – G. A. Custer –
Why should I pay a troll just to cross a bridge? – B. G. Gruff –
What are friends for? – R. M. Nixon –
Life is full of little surprises. – Pandora –
This contest has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. – H. Cosell –
If you can’t win fair, just win! – U. S. Grant –
Winning isn’t the most important thing; it’s the only thing. – J. Caesar –
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. – M. Ali –
Reputations are fine up to a point. After that they become a pain! – D. Juan –
Success often hinges on choosing a reliable partner. – Remus –
Reliable information is a must for successful planning. – C. Columbus –
An agent is a vampire with a telephone. – Any client –
First, let’s decide who’s leading and who’s following. – F. Astaire –
Nice jail. Looks strong. – H. Houdini –
For the right person, the impossible is easy. – Dumbo –
I’ve never seen so many Indians. – G. A. Custer –
Relax, Julie. Everyone will understand. – Romeo –
Everybody needs a career manager. – Lady Macbeth –
I didn’t come all this way to sit out the fight! – R. Balboa –
There’s no accounting for taste. – Colonel Sanders –
Nobody’s seen it all. – Marco Polo –
I just need to pick up a few things. – I. Marcos –
There’s no place like home. – H. Johnson –
There’s never a cop around when you need one! – A. Capone –
How come I get all the hard questions? – O. North –
Is it just me, or does it seem to you I get more than my share of troubles? – Job –
It’s good to see you, too. – H. Livingston, M.D. –
I’m getting paid how much?! – M. Jordan –
What you need is a collection agency. – D. Schultz –
Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots. – D. Trump –
You just don’t know women. – H. Hefner –
Love is blind. Lust isn’t. – D. Giovani –
I love the nightlife. – V. Dracula –
The secret of popularity is confidence. – W. Allen –
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides. – Unofficial U.N. Motto –
What am I supposed to do with all this gold? – Midas, Rex –
Meanwhile, back at reality… - G. Lucas –
When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance. – War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death –
That’s funny; I never have any trouble with service when I’m shopping. – K. Kong –
‘Weird’ is a relative, not an absolute term. – Baron Frank N. Furter –
A friend in need is a pest. – Unknown –
Once more into the breach… - Hugo, The Human Cannonball –
Old heroes never die; they reappear in sequels. – M. Moorcock –
What do you mean, ‘You’ve got a little job for me’? – Hercules –
Out of the frying pan, into der fire. – Swedish Chef –
…or was it unlock the safe then swim to the surface? – H. Houdini –
…and then the fun began. – N. Bonaparte –
I’m sure we can talk things out like civilized people. – J. Wayne –
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