Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Family Newsletter - 2005

The Twelve Months Before Christmas 2005
Every month seems like Christmas when you look back and see the wonderful things God has given you.
So this year Keri and I are singing the praises of each month and what the One True God gave to us.
Track with us as we look back from last Christmas to now. (Try not to sing, though, because it won’t work.)


Since the Last Month of Christmas,
Our One True God gave to us…
News that Keri’s Sister was having a Baby.
More Rain than we could ask for,
A Supporting Family through Tough Times,
A 30th Birthday and a New Job,
K elly’s having a Girl!
Disneyland kicks off 50th Birthday with us and my brother and his kids,
We Met our upcoming new Aunt Rasa and Cousin Diana and Cousin Kevin graduates,
An overnight stay at Disneyland for the 50th Birthday and friends move closer (because they like us),
Cousin David Palmer marries Kim (finally) and Niece Katelyn Rose Marley is born,
Cousin Laura Palmer goes off to India for a year,
K eri is kidnapped, Deans’ and Murcrays’ visit the San Diego Zoo, and Batman, a Peapod, Tigger, and Zorro make an appearance,
A Car is Given to Us, the House is re-decorated, Thanksgiving is celebrated twice,
And,  Josh’s parents Move into a Brand-New House!


Merry Christmas to all and to all God Bless!!
Love,
    Joshua & K eri Murcray
2005

Family Newsletter - 2004

2004

Well, another year another letter,
But this one should be better.
I’ll be quick and not so boring,
Besides, I’m tired of your snoring.

So here we go,
Let’s start the show.

For those of you who don’t know,
The beginning of 2004 was slow.
I got hurt at work and onto Worker’s Comp,
This means no play, no work, no run, and no romp.

Thus passed January.

The next month life got better,
I was healed and the weather got wetter.
I got a job at Cal. Baptist. U.,
They said, “We need you, we do!”
I said, “Why, I can start today!”
So a Public Safety Officer I became, and CBU said, “Hooray!”

And February was rained out.

A tragic day, O woe is me!
Another birthday you see!
One year older, 29 bold,
But next year I’ll be OLD!
Not much else to tell,
Oh well.

So much for March.

Hi ho, hi ho off to Montana we go!
A vacation that covered our car in snow.
Then off to Colorado to visit Aunty Diana,
Lots of shopping and then we left, but we didn’t wanna.
I bought comic books and got an old Monopoly,
Keri got crafty things and Gone with the Wind collectibles made her quite jolly.

That took up most of April.

A sad month that started off great,
Birthdays cakes aplenty and everyone ate,
But Friends ended never to return,
And Smallville gave Martha Kent quite a burn.
If you don’t follow Smallville you are missing out,
Summer reruns make me pout.

So May ended with a, “What?! They can’t end it that way!”

John, Melissa, and Matthew came to stay,
Matthews' first trip to the beach was an exciting day.
With plenty of swimming and food,
We talked late into the night and Matthew slept good.
Seeing Keri’s godson and his parents went well,
I hope we can visit them soon but only time will tell.

Oh, how June made us miss our friends and the winter.

A No-Good-Reason-Shower and girls only were invited,
The girls played games, got facials at Kelly’s where they over-nighted.
The men stayed away, played games and started to brag,
About important things like movies, how much we can eat, and what roller coasters make us gag.

Keri’s godson and his family left for Texas in July.

Cousin Kevin performed,
Uncle Warren’s golf swing had great form,
We got a new fridge and dining room table,
Asked friends over for dinner and all said they were able.
Keri had a birthday and turned 25!
Gobs of games, fabulous friends, plenty of presents, fountains of food, it’s great to be alive!

August ended in a party!

The heat was too much at the San Diego Zoo.
Gilmore Girls & Joey premiered and Smallville did too.
Two nephews & a niece were added to the family,
And a picnic lunch on the Front Lawn at CBU for Keri shows how Josh can be gentlemanly.

September snoozed on.

Birthdays for family made us want to celebrate,
So we got Annual Passes at Disneyland and found a hotel that we now hate.
While it rained the Hot Tub was soothing,
At Color Me Mine, Tigger and Elvira painted for free while schmoozing.

Time passed quickly and so did October.

It still is November as I type these letters,
It rained and even snowed making the land a bit wetter.
Thanksgiving will be at David & Kelly Marley’s this year,
After which we decorate for Christmas and start the cheer.

November marches on.

With Christmas around the corner and vacation days forthcoming,
Cooking warms the house for friends and family arriving.
Shopping last minute cause some loss of reason,
But we as Christians know that Jesus is the Reason for the Season!

Merry Christmas from Joshua & Keri Murcray!

Family Newsletter - 2003

I know this was a few years ago, but I thought this would be a good chance for you to get to know me a bit better. If you care, that is.
So the following Family Newsletters you will read are actual letters that my wife and I sent out to family and friends.
Here we go:
The (1st) Twelve Months of Marriage
Not in Poem Form J

The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things…and so it has, at least in this household. One thing my family didn’t do a whole lot of, but my wife’s family does, is write an end of the year letter/synopsis. An essay, if you will, of all the goings-on in the family. Keri, my wife, has graciously allowed me to do the writing this year. Of course it will have to meet her approval, but I love to talk and write and so I am very thankful she said yes to my request. However, I have but one standard that I am forced to obey, and that is: Keep it to one page! Sigh.
AND SO IT BEGINS…
                Let me take you back to the twelfth month in the year of our Lord two-thousand and two. On the twenty-first day Keri Marie Myers and Joshua William Murcray were wed by Reverends James Leroy Murcray and Byron Keith Myers. The former being the father of the groom and the latter being the father of the bride. Unfortunately, due to a seating limitation, the list of over four hundred invites had to be drastically reduced to a meager 200. Our deepest regrets to those missing two hundred. Of those invited 175 made an appearance and stayed for the blessed event. Following the wedding was a sumptuous meal and reception that consisted of singing, dancing, and plenty of photographs. The evening came to a close some hours after the end of the ceremony and with a taste of the most delicious cake in the world, the newlyweds were sent off to begin their new lives. We spent our honeymoon at Disneyland, Christmas Eve at my parents’ house, and Christmas Day with Keri’s family in Blythe, California. Our honeymoon ended with two days of camping in the living room and loads of TV.
                The New Year started with me working the graveyard shift (which I continue to do, ugh!). On the 3rd we were off to the baby shower for John & Melissa Cordrey who named Keri the godmother of their as-yet-unborn son Matthew. My dad, the aforementioned Rev. James Murcray (“Josh’s dad” for the rest of this letter) had surgery on the 13th. On the 26th my brother and his wife celebrated their first anniversary and were closely followed by my parents, Jim & Patricia Murcray, who celebrated their 31st anniversary on the 27th. Apparently, though, the end of the month left a lot to be desired. The apartment next door to us caught on fire on the 31st, when a little boy was playing with his mothers’ cigarette lighter. The smoke damage in our apt. was minimal and there was no fire damage, but I was home alone, running in and out gathering as much as I could before the fire dept. kicked me out. Needless to say we had to move to a new apt. That brings us to the next paragraph and the next month.
                It took us all of two days and help from David Marley (Kelly’s husband), Kelly Marley (Keri’s sister), Byron Myers (Keri’s father, remember? He did part of the wedding? Try to stay with us.), my mom (Patricia Murcray), and Maribeth Myers (Keri’s mom) to get us all moved in by Monday. Some days later we celebrated Valentine’s Day. It turns out to have been Keri’s very first Valentine’s Day with a date. So I tried hard. David and I cooked a five-course meal for Keri and Kelly. We even printed up special menus for the dinner. The ladies got dressed up and we men did all the cooking and cleaning. With their favorite flowers waiting for them and, of course, with us men doting on them hand and foot, the ladies were thrilled. I think what really topped it was the fact that the ladies got dressed up, but were able to wear their slippers to the dinner table. How much better could we have treated them?!!!! (Let’s pause while I buff my nails) One further note for February looks in on the 25th where Keri and I like to celebrate the actual day we first met. No, not in person, but actually when we met on the internet. Yes, you heard me correctly, we met on www.match.com dating service. Pretty cool, huh?
                I can’t talk about March without pointing out the most important day of that month. March 1st is my birthday. I turned 28 this year and have already started planning my 30th birthday. Any ways, my wife invited our two families to Castle Park (an amusement/miniature golf park) for the day. We rode rides until 5pm and then we played miniature golf followed by a delicious dinner at Claim Jumpers. Outside of my birthday, and Keri and I hanging out a lot with friends over the month, nothing much exciting happened. So, on to April.
                The biggest event in April was the birth of Keri’s godson, Matthew Christopher Cordrey on the 4th. The next day Keri and I celebrated by going and seeing Billy Hill & The Hillbillies at Disneyland three times in a row. Sounds weird, but go and see them and you’ll understand. Keri and I had Easter lunch with my family while Byron and Maribeth were on vacation.
                As most people know Mother’s Day is in May. The sad part of Mother’s Day was that Keri and I and her family had to attend a funeral for Linda Stevens (grandmother of Keri’s godson Matthew) the day before. In fact we also celebrated Mother’s Day with my folks that same evening. Since Keri and I were going to be gone in June we decided to celebrate Father’s Day with my dad early. So on the 31st Keri and I went model home viewing with my parents. After that we took them out to eat at The Rib-Cage. Brief Note: The Rib-Cage in Moreno Valley is probably the greatest barbecue restaurant I have ever eaten at. I highly recommend it.
                June snuck up on us despite our intense yearning for it to arrive. June 2nd was the anniversary of my good friends Justice and Kristina Ford, Aunty Diana’s (Keri’s Aunt) had a birthday on the 14th, Father’s Day on the 15th, Kelly & David’s 3rd Anniversary on the 17th, Maribeth & Byron’s 30th Anniversary on the 20th, and Keri and I celebrated our 6th Month Anniversary on the 21st. Melissa & John Cordrey had their 2nd Anniversary on the 23rd. Megan Olsen had a Birthday on the 28th. So did Justice & Kristina’s first daughter Kaylie who celebrated her 1st Birthday. But what topped the whole month off was when Maribeth, Byron, Kelly, David, Keri, and I all went off to paradise in Hawaii for ten days. If you want a more detailed report give me a holler and I’ll send it on to you. I’ve already written it up. On to July.
                July 4th saw us at Kelly & David’s house for a celebration. On July 20th there was a BBQ at my parents house to celebrate my mom’s birthday. On the 27th Byron played a concert at the Nixon Library. (I’m keeping things short because I’m running out of room.)
                Fall came (just kidding, down here summer never seems to let go) and August arrived. On the 7th Byron Myers celebrated his birthday with family at Red Lobster. Myers, Marley and Murcray joined together to watch the play Hello Dolly. And then something sad happened to me. Keri left me for about 4 days to go visit John, Melissa, and Matthew Cordrey in St. Louis. But she did come back and so then I was happy. On the 23rd something profound happened to us. We saw Pirates of the Caribbean. Byron played in the orchestra for Evita. On the 28th Keri celebrated her 24th birthday. And thus ended August.
                September 1st had three important reasons to celebrate. The most important being my half-birthday. The second because it was Labor Day. The third because Keri, Byron and I went and bought a 2002 Chevy Cavalier. YAY!!! On the 10th Daniel Marley (David’s brother) celebrated his birthday. Two other important dates were the 18th , when Survivor premiered, and the 23rd when Gilmore Girls premiered.
                The most important day of October was the 1st when Smallville premiered. Just kidding. You hope. On the 7th my brother celebrated his birthday and Maribeth Myers followed suit with a birthday on the 13th. Melissa Cordrey didn’t want to be left out so she celebrated her birthday on the 16th. We celebrated that by getting new bedding and giving our queen size bed to my parents in exchange for their California King size bed on the 19th. On the 20th I injured my back at work and had to go to the hospital. They didn’t like what they saw and then took a look at my back. They put me on Workman’s Comp where I stayed for about 3 weeks. A tradition among Kelly and Keri is to watch the movie High Spirits on Halloween, so we did. And October came to a scary end.
                In November my parents left on the 5th to head out to Oklahoma to visit my sister Kristin. They left me in charge of their house, their cats, and their hot tub…bwahahahahaha! Ahem. They then went on to Branson, Missouri to celebrate Thanksgiving with Kristin, Jim & Becky Mitchell and their son, My nephew Kyle Mitchell celebrated his birthday on the 25th. He’s getting sooooo old! On the 19th Keri and I went to Disneyland to tape the Billy Hill & The Hillbillies show. On the 26th Keri and I went over to my grandmother’s to celebrate a small Thanksgiving and played a rousing game of Boggle. The next day we were off to Kelly & David’s house for a giant 21 person salute to Thanksgiving. The next day us manly men were off to conquer the golf course. This was followed by a pancake bonanza at Byron and Maribeth’s house. Yummy yum! November ended with Keri and I decorating our apartment for Christmas. Wish you could see it.
                Now we are up to date and December is back. I’m back to work, all of our gifts are bought and plans for the month are pretty well set. I can’t believe it’s already been a whole year since we got hitched, shackled, ball & chained, not to mention married. WOW!! I’m feeling a little dizzy. For our anniversary we are headed to Las Vegas. I’ve never been there before so Keri will show me the sights. First stop is the Star Trek Experience, of course.
Keri wants me to tell you thank you for being such an important part of our lives and we are so blessed to count you all as family and friends. We love you and wish you the merriest Christmas of all –may it be full of God’s Blessings.

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year,
Joshua & Keri Murcray

Quotes

Many of these quotes are taken from the Myth books written by Robert Asprin.
I highly recommend them for reading.


Life is full of rude awakenings. - R. V. Winkle -

First Impressions, being the longest lasting, are of utmost importance. - J. Carter -

Ninety percent of any business transaction is selling yourself to the client. - X. Hollander -

That's entertainment! - Vlad the Impaler -

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory goes to the best tactician. - G. A. Custer -

There is more at stake here than our lives. -Col. Travis - (Alamo Pep Talk)

One need not fear superior numbers if the opposing force has been properly scouted and appraised. - S. Bull -
Should old acquaintance be forgot… - Count of Monte Cristo –

This is no game for old men! Send in the boys! – W. Hays –

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. – Henry VIII –

We’re looking for a few good men. – B. Cassidy –

I’ll worry about it tomorrow. – S. O’Hara –

Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars! – A. Hitler –

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior. – Hun, A. T. –

What if they gave a war and only one side came? – Lucifer –

What am I doing here? – Any recruit, any army. –

We want to make you feel at home. – L. Borgia –

Squeeze, don’t jerk the trigger. – R. Rogers –

Boards don’t hit back! – B. Lee –

It takes one to know one! – Jack D. Ripper –

Manners are acquired, not inherited. – S. Penn –

Weren’t you expecting me? – J. Rambo –

You countermanded me?! On whose authority?! – Pope John –

Has anybody got a plan? – G. A. Custer –

Why should I pay a troll just to cross a bridge? – B. G. Gruff –

What are friends for? – R. M. Nixon –

Life is full of little surprises. – Pandora –

This contest has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. – H. Cosell –

If you can’t win fair, just win! – U. S. Grant –

Winning isn’t the most important thing; it’s the only thing. – J. Caesar –

Ask not for whom the bell tolls. – M. Ali –

Reputations are fine up to a point. After that they become a pain! – D. Juan –

Success often hinges on choosing a reliable partner. – Remus –

Reliable information is a must for successful planning. – C. Columbus –

An agent is a vampire with a telephone. – Any client –

First, let’s decide who’s leading and who’s following. – F. Astaire –

Nice jail. Looks strong. – H. Houdini –

For the right person, the impossible is easy. – Dumbo –

I’ve never seen so many Indians. – G. A. Custer –

Relax, Julie. Everyone will understand. – Romeo –

Everybody needs a career manager. – Lady Macbeth –

I didn’t come all this way to sit out the fight! – R. Balboa –

There’s no accounting for taste. – Colonel Sanders –

Nobody’s seen it all. – Marco Polo –

I just need to pick up a few things. – I. Marcos –

There’s no place like home. – H. Johnson –

There’s never a cop around when you need one! – A. Capone –

How come I get all the hard questions? – O. North –

Is it just me, or does it seem to you I get more than my share of troubles? – Job –

It’s good to see you, too. – H. Livingston, M.D. –

I’m getting paid how much?! – M. Jordan –

What you need is a collection agency. – D. Schultz –

Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots. – D. Trump –

You just don’t know women. – H. Hefner –

Love is blind. Lust isn’t. – D. Giovani –

I love the nightlife. – V. Dracula –

The secret of popularity is confidence. – W. Allen –

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides. – Unofficial U.N. Motto –

What am I supposed to do with all this gold? – Midas, Rex –

Meanwhile, back at reality… - G. Lucas –

When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance. – War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death –

That’s funny; I never have any trouble with service when I’m shopping. – K. Kong –

‘Weird’ is a relative, not an absolute term. – Baron Frank N. Furter –

A friend in need is a pest. – Unknown –

Once more into the breach… - Hugo, The Human Cannonball –

Old heroes never die; they reappear in sequels. – M. Moorcock –

What do you mean, ‘You’ve got a little job for me’? – Hercules –

Out of the frying pan, into der fire. – Swedish Chef –

…or was it unlock the safe then swim to the surface? – H. Houdini –

…and then the fun began. – N. Bonaparte –

I’m sure we can talk things out like civilized people. – J. Wayne –

What’s the point spread on World War III? – R. Reagan

Thursday, December 1, 2011

What do you think the purpose of life is?

One of the toughest questions of today. Everyone has a different answer. Except maybe Christians. It is believed and supported by the Bible that our whole purpose in life is to worship God. And while that is partially true, there are other "commands" that we are to follow.
In fact, the very first job ever given to man was in Genesis 2:15. Man was placed in the Garden of Eden to work it and to take care of it. The very next thing that man does is to name all the animals.
Now, throughout all of this man is walking and talking with God.
What can I take from this?
That we are meant to walk in the footsteps of God, to talk with Him everyday, and that we are to take care of all that He has given us.
To me, that is our purpose in Life.
Many will answer this question with: To glorify God. But then the question has come up: Why does God need glorifyng?
Actually, the glroification of God is not necessarily FOR God as it is to show others the glory of God. If, we as His children, speak, act, and portray God in all His Glory, it will help others come to know Him on a deeper level. That is what is meant by glorifying God.
And while that is a purpose of Life, just saying that can sometimes confuse or mislead others. It is HOW we glorify God that can lead others to Him.
Many think that glorifying God is all about praying and/or fasting and reading your Bible and going to church, but it's not just that. It is being an example of how God wants us to act and how He wants us to live, that when we live life in ......a Christ-like manner that we truly glorifying to God. For example,if you have children, you raise them with certain ideals and in a certain mind set hoping that they will one day be good people. Should they rebel or turn from your teachings and actually do things that cause you pain, many people will think they were raised that way. This makes you look bad, though you did not teach them those things.So with God. We are given a instruction manual on how to live our lives in such a way as to be a good example of the teachings of God. To turn from those is to basically slap God in the face. To follow those teachings is to "gloify" to give credit to the one who taught us those things. To glorify God.
Now the question comes up, what does it mean to speak, act, and portray God? And what does it mean to have a deeper level of relationship with God?
When we, and I mean those who try to follow the Word of God, do our best to follow the commandments of God, we are using His instructions for our daily life. This is no different than using the instructions our parents gave us as we were gr...owing up. When you do something that follows the life lessons you learn from your parents, many times someone will tell you that your mother or father would be proud of you, or that they raised you right. This is what it means to speak, act, and portray the teachings given to you. If you are doing this while following Gods laws than you are acting, speaking, and portraying a positive light on Gods teachings.
As for a deeper level, it's sad to say but a lot of people believe in God, and that's it. There is no committment outside of that belief. There is no effort to actually follow His teachings, or His commandments, of even to letting Him have any other part of your life. When you love someone like your father you naturally want them to be a part of your life. You want them to be proud of you. We want the person who taught us about life and how to live it be proud of our accomplishments and to be a part of our lives. So when we follow God's teachings and his instructions on how to life l...ife, we should want God to be a part of our lives as well. So in a sense we want a deeper level of a relationship with Him outside of just believing in Him. To only believe in Him and not want to follow His instructions is like believing you have a dad, but not wanting to listen to Him or even live with him. It's sad. True there are families out there that are like that. But that doesn't make it any less saddening.

Sad Hypocrisy

I work in a restaurant and I love it. I get to meet new people every day and I get the chance to help them in way or another. I enjoy the interaction with my fellow co-workers as well. I haven't been there long, but I'm already making some friends.
I try very hard to be a good example of a Christian man and to help everyone whenever possible. But my "job" at being an example for Christ became much harder on (Ironically) a Sunday.
A large party of people, all dressed up, talking about church and the sermon, came in and were all seated together, laughing and having a good time. The servers (one male, one female) who waited on them (not me) ihntroduced themselves and immediately began to do their best to serve them and make sure everything was just right.
Now, I know these servers and I know they were doing a great job. So it surprised me when the male server came into the kitchen swearing profusely and then slammed his fist into the wall. He was SO upset that he could barely get the words out.
As he finally got around to explaining his anger it turns out that this party of church-goers was quite possibly the rudest bunch of people he had ever waited on in his 5+ years of serving!
At first I was shocked and then I became very sad.
He then turned to all the other servers in the kitchen and told them that if they are going to be going to church and talking about God, then they need to make sure to not be so F-in rude! Then he stormed back out onto the dining room floor.
Why did this happen? Why are Christians showing such a bad example? Is it because they think that those people who didn't go to church are beneath them? Do they think that they are somewhat better than others because they are Christians?
I am a Christian and I am proud of that fact. I may not be a great example of one, but I try. But to have someone who may or may not be a Christian see this kind of example, is horrible!
Take from this what you will, but for those of you who are not Christians, please know that this terrible example of a group of Christians is not indicative of the entire Christian community.
For those of you who are Christians, well, please remember that even when you are feeling at your worst, you need to make sure that you are still showing a good Christian example...and not an attitude.

Friday, November 11, 2011

No Such Thing as Useless Information

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it. But...but...standing up to look is the best part!
Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star. Is the sun a star?! Ha-ha...ha...oh, you're serious...
In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills. In the remaining 25%, they do nothing.
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana. Let that be a lesson to all the nicotine addicted monkeys out there.
About 70 percent of Americans who go to college do it to make more money. Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce to you: Society.
It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas. ...Forcing evolution was their only choice. Og catch fish, Nala like?
Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991. We elected G.W., Jr. over Millie?! Wait...never mind, he wasn't elected...
Webhosting.info have estimated that the United States has over 22,000 web hosting companies and over 25 million domain names!
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Americans consume 42 tons of Aspirin per day.
Americans spend more than $5 billion a year on cosmetics, toiletries, beauty parlors and barber shops.
During the Prohibition, at least 1565 Americans died from drinking bad liquor, hundreds were blinded, and many were killed in bootlegger wars. Federal agents and the Coast Guard made 75,000 arrests per year.
In 1965, LBJ enacted a law requiring cigarette manufacturers to put health warnings on their packages.
The first suburban shopping mall was opened in 1922 by National Department Stores in Saint Louis.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee. And all this time I thought American women complained the most...
Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement." Don't knock his brother for trying to forever remember all it took to make his kid!
China has more English speakers than the United States. Yo vivo en los Estados Unidos. ¿Tu tienes una problema con este?
The Australian billygoat plum contains 100 times more vitamin C than an orange.
The air at the summit of Mount Everest, 29,029 feet is only a third as thick as the air at sea level.
When Krakatoa erupted in 1883, its force was so great it could be heard 4,800 kilometers away in Australia.
The tallest tree ever was an Australian eucalyptus - In 1872 it was measured at 435 feet tall.
The earliest wine makers lived in Egypt around 2300 BC.
The largest ever hailstone weighed over 1kg and fell in Bangladesh in 1986.
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting out advertising space on his cows.
In 4000 BC Egypt, men and women wore glitter eye shadow made from the crushed shells of beetles. Men and women walked around topless, and marriages between brothers and sisters were not uncommon in the Royal families. Cleopatra was married to her older brother, until he drowned in the Nile. Then she married her 11-year-old younger brother.
In the 1700s, European women achieved a pale complexion by eating "Arsenic Complexion Wafers", which contained the actual poison.
The very first US consumer product sold in the Soviet Union was Pepsi Cola.
The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. Mwahahaha...the power of statistics is on my side!
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. I'm willing to take one (or eight) for the team, as long as they die...
10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.
Astronauts cannot belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
The Ebola virus kills 4 out of every 5 humans it infects.
Without its lining of mucus your stomach would digest itself.
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14 and crayfish have 200.
There are 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body.
An individual blood cell takes about 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.
Each person sheds 40lbs of skin in his or her lifetime.
Wounds infested with maggots heal quickly and without spread of gangrene or other infection.
More germs are transferred shaking hands than kissing.
A healthy person has 6,000 million million, million haemoglobin molecules.
A salmon-rich, low cholesterol diet means that Inuits rarely suffer from heart disease.
There are more living organisms on the skin of each human than there are humans on the surface of the earth.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing - SCARY!!!
The world population of chickens is about equal to people. Why the Iraqis, G.W.? The largest army is the chickens, bomb them! Bomb them!
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food. What the heck? How often does this happen?!
Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters.
Female black widow spiders eat their males after mating.
When a flea jumps, the rate of acceleration is 20 times that of the space shuttle launch.
An electric eel can produce a shock of up to 650 volts.
Giraffes often sleep for only 20 minutes in any 24 hours. They may sleep up to 2 hours (in spurts - not all at once), but this is rare. They never lie down.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
The low frequency call of the humpback whale is the loudest noise made by a living creature.
The call of the humpback whale is louder than Concorde and can be heard from 500 miles away.
At 15 inches the eyes of giant squids are the largest on the planet.
Inbreeding causes 3 out of every 10 Dalmation dogs to suffer from hearing disability.
The world’s smallest winged insect, the Tanzanian parasitic wasp, is smaller than the eye of a housefly.
The gray whale migrates 12,500 miles from the Arctic to Mexico and back every year.
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left-handed.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The first seeing eye dog was presented to a blind person on April 25, 1938.
Some toothpaste brands contain antifreeze. "Don't worry folks; it will only burn for a few hours..."
The wingspan of a Boeing 747 is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
'Wireless' communications took a giant leap forward in 1962 with the launch of Telstar, the first satellite capable of relaying telephone and satellite TV signals.
DNA was first discovered in 1869 by Swiss Friedrich Mieschler.
The molecular structure of DNA was first determined by Watson and Crick in 1953.
The first synthetic human chromosome was constructed by US scientists in 1997.
The thermometer was invented in 1607 by Galileo.
Englishman Roger Bacon invented the magnifying glass in 1250.
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite in 1866.
Wilhelm Rontgen won the first Nobel Prize for Physics for discovering X-rays in 1895.
Christian Barnard performed the first heart transplant in 1967 - the patient lived for 18 days.
On the day that Alexander Graham Bell was buried the entire US telephone system was shut down for 1 minute in tribute.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
A single share of Coca-Cola stock, purchased in 1919, when the company went public, would have been worth $92,500 in 1997.
Bayer was advertising cough medicine containing Heroin in 1898.
Carbonated soda water was invented in 1767 by Joseph Priestley, the discoverer of oxygen.
Cheerios cereal was originally called Cheerioats.
Chewing gum was patented in 1869 by William Semple.
Coca-Cola was so named back in 1885 for its two medicinal ingredients: extract of coca leaves and kola nuts. As for how much cocaine was originally in the formula, it's hard to know.
False eyelashes were invented by film director D.W. Griffith while he was making the 1916 epic, "Intolerance." He wanted actress Seena Owen to have lashes that brushed her cheeks.
For two years, during the 1970s, Mattel marketed a doll called "Growing Up Skipper". Her breasts grew when her arm was turned.
Gatorade was named for the University of Florida Gators, where it was first developed.
The ball-point pen was invented by two Hungarian brothers: Georgo and Lazlo Biro.
Insulin was discovered in 1922 by Sir Frederick Banting and Dr. Charles Best.
Jergens Lotion was created in 1880 by Andrew Jergens, a former lumberjack.
Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during World War 2.
Laser stands for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation" and was developed in the 1950s and 1960s.
Levi Strauss blue jeans with copper rivets were priced at $13.50 per dozen in 1874.
Penicillin was first produced synthetically in a laboratory in 1946.
The very first personal computer, the Apple II, went on sale in 1977.
The Baby Ruth cnady bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.
The Butterfinger candy bar was first produced by Chicago's Curtiss Candy Co. in 1923. As an advertising gimmick, candy bars were dropped from an airplane on cities in 40 states.
The first brand of Wrigley's chewing gum was called Vassar, named after new New England woman's college. Next were Lotta and Sweet Sicteen Orange. In 1915, Wrigley promoted their new spearmint-flavored chewing gum by mailing 4 sample sticks to each of the 1.5 million names listed in the US telephone books.
The condom was invented in the early 1500s, and was originally made of linen.
The electric chair was invented by Dr. Alphonse Rockwell, and was first used on William Kemmler on August 6, 1890.
The very first Corvette rolled off the Chevrolet assembly line in Flint, MI in 1953. It sold for $3,250.
The first credit card, issued in 1950, was Diner's Club. Frank X. McNamara started the company with 200 card holders. Today there are 2 credit cards for every person in the United States.
VHS stands for Video Home System.
Two out of three car buyers pay the sticker price without arguing.
Townsend Spokesman of Philadelphia mixed fruit flavor with soda water in 1807, creating the very first flavored soda pop. He called it Nephite Julep.
The speed of light is generally rounded down to 186,000 miles per second. In exact terms it is 299,792,458 m/s (meters per second - that is equal to 186,287.49 miles per second).
It takes 8 minutes 17 seconds for light to travel from the Sun's surface to the Earth.
October 12th, 1999 was declared "The Day of Six Billion" based on United Nations projections.
The Earth spins at 1,000 mph but it travels through space at an incredible 67,000 mph.
Every year over one million earthquakes shake the Earth.
Every second around 100 lightning bolts strike the Earth.
Every year lightning kills 1,000 people.
In October 1999 an iceberg the size of London broke free from the Antarctic shelf.
If you could drive your car straight up you would arrive in space in just over an hour.
The Earth is 4.56 billion years old...the same age as the Moon and the Sun.
The dinosaurs became extinct before the Rockies or the Alps were formed.
If our Sun were just an inch in diameter, the nearest star would be 445 miles away.
One million, million, million, million, millionth of a second after the Big Bang the universe was the size of a...pea.
In 5 billion years the Sun will run out of fuel and turn into a Red Giant.
Utopia is a large, smooth lying area of Mars.
A quarter of the world's plants are threatened with extinction by the year 2010.
The largest galaxies contain a million, million stars. The Universe contains over 100 billion galaxies.
The longest glacier in Antarctica, the Almbert Glacier, is 250 miles long and 40 miles wide.
The fastest speed a falling raindrop can hit you is 18 mph.
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and the Earth would be as small as a pea.
It would take over an hour for a heavy object to sink 6.7 miles down the deepest part of the ocean.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
Cocaine used to be sold to cure sore throat, neuralgia, nervousness, headache, colds and sleeplessness in the 1880s.
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom, over and over again.
Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of linen.
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
All food products are allowed to have a small amount of impurities. Large quantities of cereal for instance can contain dust or dead bugs.